Closet stalkers

HAHAHA!  You think there's something OUT THERE?  They literally STOOD there for more that ten minutes ... obviously licking their chops over some poor unsuspecting bird I lured to my front porch with a cup of seed I tossed about.  This was indeed a photo moment
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Then of course, there is always a snob in EVERY group ... well, hanging back I found Ms *I'm Not Going THERE* ... HAHA ...

Is this CAT HEAVEN?

Such cuteness ... see below for update

. . . these cats know how to get that "just died and gone to heaven" sensation! The human's son asks for a list of items to be sent in a care package ... to include a few bags of soft cuddle fish (read "cat food").  Needless to say, the human boy has a long list, and the box must remain unsealed until all items are accounted for.    Meanwhile, as Human mother has her back turned, kitties sniff out HEAVENLY SNACKS .. and must have some!  OUT comes package number one, guarded by hisses and growls as baby kitty girl devours these heavenly treats!       
SAME CUTENESS???  I DONT THINK SO ! ! ! !

. . . Human Mother, unaware of these naughty antics, invests in a "spare" package of tasty Delicacies for her precious kittens.  Thinking ahead, she stores them in bathroom in back of closet.  Later that evening, upon ascending to the bedroom, a very strongscent of Human Mother dusting powder is coming from the bathroom.  Very suspicious indeed!  Upon OPENING sliding door, there sits the upsidedown dusting powder container .. .. yes, very suspicious indeed.  A few items are toppled from lower shelf, but nothing else is apparently amiss.  Human mother leaves crime scene, truly puzzled.  WHY would the kittens SLIDE OPEN the bathroom door and MESS with dusting powder.  There are not prissy cats at all.  Half way out the door, Human Mother stops dead in her tracks ... darts back to the bathroom to check on precious delicacies recently purchased and stashed. AHA!  MIA!  GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR .. she immediately hunts down one KOLOHE kitten, but comes first upon OH SO SWEET Kaui Kitten ... sitting sweetly on guest bed, paws crossed in front.  OH HOW SWEET ... come here sweetie ...

She doesn't BUDGE.  COME HERE I said ... Human Mother reaches down to pick up OH SO SWEET Kaui Kitten, only to discover her HIDING a Five Pack of MICE that had been stashed for future ! ! ! !  AARRGHHHHH!!!  The kittens are ganging up on me!!!  Outsmarted by a Six month old kitten.